his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
is that a dick in a sweater?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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