I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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