I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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