Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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