After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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