hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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