Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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