Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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