Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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