after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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