Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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