You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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