I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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