A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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