called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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