i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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