how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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