Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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