Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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