so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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