yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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