it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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