So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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