Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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