Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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