2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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