I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
