wanna go halves on a baby?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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