You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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