:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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