Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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