Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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