I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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