I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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