dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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