But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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