Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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