we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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