did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i think i have two assholes
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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