That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
this will be a night to untag.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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