i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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