Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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