Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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