That's when you crack a 10am beer
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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