Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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