Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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