big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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