So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
