sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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