That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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