At least make sure they are 18
Why
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
