Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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